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HI ALL, YESTERDAY I DECIDED TO RUN FOR MY CARDIO IM SORRY WALK FOR MY CARDIO AND MAYBE GET SOME RUNNING IN. I WANTED TO CHANGE THINGS UP CAUSE THAT IS WHAT "THEY" SAY U SHOULD DO. I WALKED ON THE TREAD FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AND I DIDNT EVEN BURN HALF AS MANY CALORIES AS I DO ON THE EFX MACHINE. I RAN FOR ABOUT 10 MIN AND WAS THAT A CHORE. I WAS BREATHING LIKE I HAD A SEVERE CASE O ASTHMA. I WAS LUCKY TO GET 10 MIN IN. EVERYTIME IM ON A TREADMILL I ALWAYS HAVE A FEAR IM GOING TO FALL AND SHOOT OFF INTO A WALL OR ANOTHER PERSON LIKE WHAT U SEE ON YOU TUBE. IF THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME I WOULD NEVER GO BACK TO THAT GYM AGAIN. MY MEMBERSHIP DAYS WOULD BE OVER. WHEN I DO RUN I LIKE TO RUN ALONE WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME LIKE OUT AND ABOUT OR IN MY HOME CAUSE I LIKE TO WEAR THE SPANDEX TYPE SHORTS SO THAT I WONT HAVE A FRONT MELVIN THE WHOLE TIME AND IT IS WAY MORE COMFY. I ALSO DONT FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO START A FIRE ANY MINUTE WITH THE RUBBING OF MY INNER THIGHS. ONE TIME I WORE WAY TOO SHORT OF SHORTS AND DECIDED TO GO RUNNING CUZ I WANTED TO SHOW OFF MY OH SO MUSCULAR LEGS BOY WAS THAT A MISTAKE I GOT CHAFED SO BAD I HAD TO WALK LIKE I JUST GOT DONE RIDING A HORSE. SO SINCE I DONT DARE TO WEAR SPANDEX OUT IN THE OPEN I JUST WORE REG BBALL SHORTS YESTERDAY. IF U HAD A FRONT VIEW OF ME IT WOULDNT BE A PRETTY SIGHT ALL U WOULD SEE WAS PERMANENT FRONT WEDGIE, IT WAS LIKE MY SHORTS WERE ALL BUNCHED UP IN THE FRONT AND OF COURSE I CANT SIT AND DIG IT OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE SO I TRY TO SLYLY PULL DOWN ON MY SHORTS OR SPREAD MY LEGS OPEN A LIL WIDER LIKE IM RUNNING OVER A HURDLE.AS I WAS ON THE TREADMILL OF COURSE I HAD TO SURVEY THE AREA AND WATCH PEOPLE. I WISH MY JOB WAS JUST WRITING ABOUT PEOPLE AND I GOT PAID FOR IT. AND IT WOULD BE JUST MY THOUGHTS AND MY POINT OF VIEW ONLY IT DIDNT HAVE TO BE RIGHT OR WRONG OR EVEN GOOD, I WONDER IF THEY HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN AMERICA HMMMMMMMMMMM

ANYWAYS I NOTICED THIS POOR OBESE LOOKING POCAHANTAS IN FULL ON SWEATS AND HER HAIR WAS PITCH BLACK BRAIDED TO HER SHOULDERS POOR GIRL. I GIVE HER PROPS. SHE WAS ON THE TREAD GOING SO SLOW IT WAS LIKE SOMEONE HAD POURED MOLASSES ON HER OVER BAKED BREAD FEET. BLESS HER POOR ENLARGED HEART. SHE GAVE IT A GOOD GO SHE PROB GOT UP TO A 2.0 SPEED AND WAS ON THERE A GOOD 15-20 MIN. SHE GAVE ME INSPIRATION. WHILE SHE WAS ON THE TREAD SOME SKINNY SIZE 2 BITCH CAME BOPPIN ON THE TREAD RIGHT NEXT TO HER WITH HER LONG FLOWING BLONDE HAIR I THINK SHE WAS RUNNING AT A 10.0 SHE JUST GLIDED ALONG WITH THE FLOW. MEANWHILE IM BEHIND HER TRYING TO KEEP UP MY PACE I PROB LOOKED LIKE THE HUNCH BACK OF NOTRE DAME BARELY RUNNING WHILE DRAGGIN ONE LEG BEHIND ME HUFFIN AND PUFFIN WITH MY SHORTS ALL BALLED UP IN MY CROTCH GOOD THING THERE WASNT ANY YOUNG CHILDREN IN THE AREA THEY WOULD OF BEEN SCARED! I WAS ABLE TO FINISH MY FULL HOUR BUT BOY I WAS AS SPENT AS MICHAEL JACKSONS MILLIONS. THAT LIL BIT O RUNNING WORE MY ASS OUT. I WENT AND DID MY STRETCHING AND ABS AS USUAL AND WAS PLANNING ON DOING WEIGHT TRAINING ON MY LEGS BUT I GOT ON THE MACHINE AND WAS POOPED LIKE AN OLD SCATFEST. I DID ONE SET AND STOPPED CAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO EMBARASS MYSELF. MY LEGS WERE SHAKIER THAN MICHAEL J FOXES. I DECIDED TO CALL IT A WRAP (LIKE VANILLA ICE TRIED TO DO IN THE EARLY 90'S) PEACE OUT.