OHBYETHEWAY

YOU ARE PROB WONDERING WITH ALL THESE WORKOUTS IM DOING HOW MUCH WEIGHT I MUST HAVE LOST. WELL I DONT LIKE TO TOOT MY OWN HORN AND I DONT LIKE TO TALK NUMBERS, I REALLY DONT WANT ANYONE TO BE JEALOUS. BUT IF U SEE ME U WILL THINK I HAVE HAD MAJOR SURGERY OR WAS ON A FAMOUS REALITY SHOW LETS JUST PUT IT THAT WAY. I HAVE GOT RID OF MOST OF MY CHINS. IM CURRENTLY IN JUST ONE AREA CODE NOW. YOU NO LONGER NEED TO ROLL ME IN FLOUR. I HAVE DONATED MY CLOTHES TO THE LOCAL BOYSCOUT TROOP FOR THEIR CAMPING NEEDS, TENTS TARPS ETC. I NO LONGER NEED TO SHOP AT COSTCO FOR JUST MY OWN GROCERIES. MY BELT IS NOW BEING USED AS A JUMP ROPE FOR THE LOCAL GRAMMAR SCHOOL. I NO LONGER HAVE CANKLES OR TRUNKLES AND CAN WEAR REG SOCKS. I CAN WEAR MY BRACELET AS A NECKLACE. WHEN I LAY ON THE BEACH NO ONE YELLS "QUICK THROW IT BACK IN THE WATER" THINKIN IM A WHALE. I CAN SEE MY FEET. PEOPLE NO LONGER THINK IM WEARIN MY INNER TUBE ON THE INSIDE OF MY SWIMSUIT WHEN I GO FOR A DIP IN THE POOL. WHEN I TAKE A BATH I STILL HAVE AN ABUNDANCE OF WATER IN THE TUB IT DOESNT DISAPPEAR. I COULD PROB GO ON AND ON . BELIEVE ME YOU WOULDNT EVEN RECOGNIZE ME .