THE DENTIST

it was getting close to my dentist appt at 730 am when i decided to leave and stop and get a coffee real quick i was having a bad dry mouth day. this dental appt was no big deal(so i thought) cause all i really needed to do was show them my cracked toof that was towards the back. i cracked it on some peanut m n ms which is so dumb i thought i was munching on the candy coating forever but it turned out to be my flipping toof! anywho...my dentist office LEGACY DENTAL is the best office this side of the bayou. they are always so friendly and act like they care about what i say, they always ask about my babies and seem just interested in me in general in reality they prob could give a fuzz but as long as the wool is pulled over my long lash eyes who cares. usually before i go in for a procedure i have some rituals i have to go through to help me relax, i like to mediate, lay nude on a bearskin rug, chant, do a few kiegel excercises and let oil drip onto my chakra oh yes and i also take about 5 xanax which is the most important step of all needless to say i dont take my dental appts lightly. i dont normally just go in on a whim and get a root canal done. As i was sitting in my chair chattin to the oldies with all the girls one of the staff looked at my sorry tooth and sed it looked like it needed a crown. im thinking ok i have had that before i can prob get doped up before they schedule my procedure and get through it. then all of a sudden everyones faces got really big to me and their voices sounded like they were in a tunnel. the girl said "we can just do it now", i said" now"?! and before i could try and con my way out of it the next thing i know they have reclined the chair back slapped an oxygen mask on my face and was revving up the drill. im surprised i got my jacket off. im sure they could see my heart beating out of my shirt. one of the assistants assured me she would get me snoozin with some gas, i felt like saying unless the gas is enough to snuff out a small village it aint gonna do a thing for me,i dont think they understand just how hardcore i am. i started to feel the gas a lil bit but was on the edge of "am i about to flip out on this stuff or let it take me in and stay calm,flip out or stay calm ,flip out or stay calm,flip calm, in front of the door beside the door in front of door beside door.....................i was nervously searching my pockets for some blue just by the tiniest chance i had one stashed somewhere.......they gave me some headphones and let me listen to coldplay which helped, my body however was a total contorted mess, my back was arched my hands and feet were in fists, my body just couldnt relax, i felt as tight as a virgin on her wedding night....i think it would really help me next time if i could wear a sleeping mask and have a lamb to hold on to, i asked the assistant if i could do it and she said yes....i hate the bright lights and the dentist looking down at u with all his contraptions connected to his head then all these scary intsruments he is putting in your mouth....i dont mind scary things in my mouth but usually the lights are turned down when it happens.....and im always thinking what if they drop something and i swallow it, like a screw or the brand new tooth they made just for me or what if something suffocates me.....ah! i also hate when the water sometimes squirts in my eye and on my face it scares the bejesus out of me, usually someone tells me when they are ready to squirt in my face or on my neck......i have to admit im starting to get better about being afraid of the dentist i think cause my office is soooooooooooooooooooooo nice to me and probably cause i only have to unbutton my shirt half way down while im in the chair. ps 700 dollars later i got my crown!

THANKSGIVING

THIS YEAR FOR THANKSGIVING WE PARTICIPATED IN OUR NORMAL TRADITIONS BY VOUNTEERING AT THE SOUP KITCHEN, WE HAD 2 MISSONARIES WITH US THIS YEAR ONE FROM PAKISTAN, RHAMID AND ONE FROM LAOS, THUGYEN WHO ALSO WERE ABLE TO PARTICIPATE. THE MISSONARIES CAME IN HANDY DUE TO MY GMAS CARPEL TUNNEL AND ALL THE LADDELING SHE HAD TO DO WITH THE BIG VATS O BROTH WE SERVED UP. THE TURKEY WAS MOIST AND JUICY LIKE MY YOUNG THIGHS ON A HOT AUGUST NIGHT. THE ROLLS WERE BUTTERY AND FLAKY LIKE THE DANDRUFF ON MY COUSINS SWEATER AND THE POTAOTES WERE THICK AND DIMPLY LIKE A PERSON I WORK WITHS ASS. I LOVE HELPING OUT DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON IF I COULD DO CHARITY WORK FULL TIME AND GET PAID FOR IT I WOULD IN A HEARTBEAT. I ALSO LIKE TO BASKET WEAVE, MAKE CARE PACKAGES FOR THE POOR, KNIT SWEATERS, MAKE PAPER AIRPLANES FOR THE BASTARD CHILDREN, AND SIT ON A SENIOR CITIZENS LAP AND GIVE THEM A LONG WARM BEAR HUG. WE ENDED OUT THANKSGIVING CELEBRATION BY SITTING BY THE FIRE AND SINGING CHURCH HYMNS

COLDPLAY

ME AND JAY WENT TO C COLDPLAY AND IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO GOOD I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THEM IN CONCERT, THEY PUT ON A GREAT SHOW! AFTER THE U WON WE WENT DOWN TO THE ENGERGY SOLUTIONS ARENA TO TAKE IN THE CONCERT, OUT SEATS WERENT THAT GREAT FOR THE MONEY I SPENT BUT THE HOUSE WAS PACKED. WE SAT OUT FOR WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE FIRST AND ONLY PRE SHOW BAND AND DRANK BEER. I HAVE TO SAY THE BEER SUCKED ASS I BOUGHT 2 AND BARELY FINISHED ONE. WE HEARD THE BAND STOP PLAYIN AND WENT IN AND FOUND OUR SEATS....NOSEBLEED!!!! SOME DJ GOT ON AND PLAYED A LONG SET OF OBSCURE MUSIC WHILE A HUGE SCREEN WAS UP AND SOME ACID TRIPPING CARTOON WAS PLAYING, IT WAS KINDA IRRITATING BUT IF I WAS TRIPPING IT WOULD OF BEEN COOL, THOSE WERE THE DAYS. I WAS SITTING ON THE END OF THE ROW SO I HAD TO KEEP GETTING UP FROM OUT OF MY SEAT SO PEOPLE CAN LEAVE AND COME BACK LEAVE AND COME BACK. WITH ALL MY GIRTH I COULD BARELY FIT IN MY SEAT. THERE WERE THREE PEOPLE SITING IN FRONT OF US PROB EARLY 20'S THAT LOOKED LIKE OLD SCHOOL GRANOLAS THEY ALL HAD LONG BROWN HAIR THAT SMELLED OF GREASE. THEY KEPT PUTTING ON CHAPSTICK SO THEY COULD KISS EATCHOTHER TO TASTE IT I WANTED TO THROW A PIECE O GUM IN THEIR HAIR BUT I DIDNT HAVE ANY ON ME. MY BEER WAS TOO GROSS TO FINISH IT SO I WAS HOPING TO GET A LIL NIP OF MY MOON SHINE I BROUGT IN BUT THE POLICE WAS EYEING ME . THEY WERE STANDING BESIDE ME FOR MOST OF THE CONCERT. I WAS MESMERIZED WHEN THE BAND CAME ON A LIL DISAPPOINTED THAT THEY KIND OF SANG SOME OF MY FAVORITE SONGS IN A GOOFY WAY, THEY EVEN CAME UP IN THE AUDIENCE AT THE SAME HEIGHT WE WERE AT AND I WAS FLIPPING OUT THINKIN THEY WOULD MOVE AGAIN OVER BY ME. I WOULD OF TOUCHED THEM AND SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER FUR SURE IT TOOK US FOREVER TO GET OUT OF PARKING, SO ME AND MY FRIEND STAYED IN THE CAR TURNED UP THE COLDPLAY CD AND MADE OUT FOR A FEW HOURS....FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

we hate prop 8!!!!

yes me and the girls went to cali to march against prop 8, it was packed!!! we were all saying "les be" friends fur reals. they totally rolled out the carpet if u know what i mean. after the march we went to this bar called A B UH it was nothing the joints in slc. the girls were fucking smoking. we ended up giving our signs to some homeless people cause lisa didnt want them in her car on the way home. i ran into some girls from moon and that one hot singer, but i was good :) the energy felt so good in the march but we did flip those antis off. not only did we spread our legs more importantly we spread love......if ur straight dont hate

Im a virgin!

im going to write this in blood red cause im a virgin to all this bloggin stuff and now that im writing i feel like i popped my cherry so this color fits approiately.....my following blogs will be about me and my oh so wonderful life....u will hear about and see pics of my wonderful family and friends and all the delightful experiences i go through in life so please try not to get jealous
thank u all for reading and remember if u get down just look up my blog and see how great life really is