THANKSGIVING

THIS YEAR FOR THANKSGIVING WE PARTICIPATED IN OUR NORMAL TRADITIONS BY VOUNTEERING AT THE SOUP KITCHEN, WE HAD 2 MISSONARIES WITH US THIS YEAR ONE FROM PAKISTAN, RHAMID AND ONE FROM LAOS, THUGYEN WHO ALSO WERE ABLE TO PARTICIPATE. THE MISSONARIES CAME IN HANDY DUE TO MY GMAS CARPEL TUNNEL AND ALL THE LADDELING SHE HAD TO DO WITH THE BIG VATS O BROTH WE SERVED UP. THE TURKEY WAS MOIST AND JUICY LIKE MY YOUNG THIGHS ON A HOT AUGUST NIGHT. THE ROLLS WERE BUTTERY AND FLAKY LIKE THE DANDRUFF ON MY COUSINS SWEATER AND THE POTAOTES WERE THICK AND DIMPLY LIKE A PERSON I WORK WITHS ASS. I LOVE HELPING OUT DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON IF I COULD DO CHARITY WORK FULL TIME AND GET PAID FOR IT I WOULD IN A HEARTBEAT. I ALSO LIKE TO BASKET WEAVE, MAKE CARE PACKAGES FOR THE POOR, KNIT SWEATERS, MAKE PAPER AIRPLANES FOR THE BASTARD CHILDREN, AND SIT ON A SENIOR CITIZENS LAP AND GIVE THEM A LONG WARM BEAR HUG. WE ENDED OUT THANKSGIVING CELEBRATION BY SITTING BY THE FIRE AND SINGING CHURCH HYMNS